Vince and I drive far, far, away to a city called Naperville at 9 o'clock at night. And, we get to this house. Not a commercial building, but a freakin' house to see a psychic. So, I park my car in a position that's best for a clean get-a-way in case we get abducted by these psychics. And, I make Vince ring the doorbell because I don't wanna be the one who gets grabbed by the neck once the door opens....
Then, the door opens and there's this lady that looks like a gypsy and a scrawny dog that clearly needs to be neutered. I'm like, hi we called Steve and he said he can do a psychic reading for us tonight. And the lady is like, come in. In my head, I'm like, crap...we are so gonna get abducted, but I want a psychic reading! Hrm...psychic reading or abducted? Psychic reading it is!!!!
So, Vince and I are in the house and then Gypsy lady calls Steve to get his bum down the stairs 'cause there's two people here for a psychic reading. And, I'm thinking in my head. This is so funny and so not real.
So, Steve and Gypsy lady separate me and Vince 'cause we can't do our reading together 'cause they said our thoughts will interfere with their reading. Gypsy lady tells Vince to go in this little room with a bunch of these pyschic clutter in it. And, I'm just happy that I wasn't the one sent in a little room. I got to sit in the dining room with Steve who was gonna read my mind and do tarot cards.
So, Steve tells me to say my first name three times and my birthday once. And he's suppose to be reading my mind or something. I really wasn't sure. And then he tells me a bunch of things.
And he's like, you like to work with your mind and hands. Hrm...thanks Steve. You are a happy person who likes...say it with me..friendship, honesty, love, communication. Hrm...
And then we do the tarot cards. And he makes me cut the deck once towards me. He's like you want to hear good and bad yes? I'm like of course. Whatevers. So, Steve goes on with the mind and hands again. You like to work with your mind and hands he says. Thank you Steve.
So, we're reading the cards and here's what he basically said:
1. I will have two kids
2. I will marry someone with a j or an m in their name (and I still don't know if it's starting with a j or m or whatever. But, yeah that sure narrows some people down)
3. I will marry someone who is not a doctor or a lawyer, but is not a blue collar worker...someone educated who can take care of me...someone between the height of 5'6'' to 5'9'' (So specific Steve. lol)
4. I should take more walks. Not only in life he says, but along a body of water. Hrm.
5. I should buy a car that's not black
6. I have an eye for color and I like to work with my mind and hands (What's up with the mind & hands?)
7. I will get a job in 60 days
8. Summer will be a time of huge, huge decisions for me
9. I like friendship, but I don't have lots of friends (lol)
10. And then I got a key for my last card and he's like doors are opening.
At the end of my psychic session Steve was like, you will have a question for me on or before Wednesday. Give me a call no charge. Can you say scary? And he's like write an emergency number down here. And I'm thinking crap! I'm gonna die soon. Why must it be an emergency number?!?! He's like, I will meditate on you and I will call you if something crucial comes up. Yikes!
Vince's experience was a little different and freakier. He was holding some kind of crystal ball and Gypsy lady was closing her eyes and holding this crystal wand and everytime he thought about something, she stopped twitching, opened her eyes and said his thoughts out loud. I'm just happy I didn't get her. I wouldn't be able to sleep.
